Ok, so I've been on here for a few weeks now, and one thing has become abundantly clear: older single men like me are the Ladas of the hookup world. And older single men who are married but bored, frustrated, like me, are Ladas with no service history and a faulty alternator. Fair enough, if all you're going on is appearances and prejudices. This particular Lada has been lovingly maintained, can do 70 on motorways, even uphill, has immaculate body work, does yoga most mornings, goes for runs, and has an insatiable appetite for hi-octane fun and games. Straight so far, but don't mind trying out some bi-sex action with the right people. I know the score. I'm not going to pair up with a 1998 Reg Maserati or hybrid Tesla any time soon. OK. But some of you older models out there, do me a favour. What's all this hoity toity, won't touch anything that pre-dates the Ka. After all, everybody knows that there's a moment when old become vintage and beautiful again. What's more, in these locked down times, when we're all going stir crazy and desperate for a wonderful sexy sensual fuck, we can still talk. Talking can be very sexy, especially if you love words like I do. Let's get back on the road and feel the breeze in our hair. . To paraphrase the Boss: I may not be an absolute beauty, but I'm alright! xxx

My Ideal Person Open, honest, insatiable, sensual and capable of holding down a good conversation at breakfast.